paragrin:

partial list of people/groups kaladin stormblessed has adopted

• an entire town
• as much of an entire army as he could manage
• several groups of slaves
• a bridge crew
• all the other bridge crews
• a highprince and his family
• another entire army
• a king
• a group of voidbringers
• another entire army wall guard who wasn’t even his

list of people dalinar kholin has adopted

• everyone

turing-tested:

generate a girlfriend here and tag this with what kind of girlfriend you got

What does it mean when you have to get stoned before you go to hang out with your friends?

tittiesmattel:

if we’re mutuals, and I don’t care whether we’ve been mutuals for twelve (12) minutes or three (3) years, you can send me a message any time about any thing. family life is shit? bitch, tell me about it and even if I can’t help, I can listen. struggling with mental illness and feel like you can’t talk to anyone? talk to me. literally. you always can. saw a cute cat? SEND THAT BITCH MY WAY